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If there's one thing I love to do most, it's definitely talking about me.
Let's start with the basic things that everyone should know:
- Age: 27
- D.O.B.: September 6, 1982
- Marital Status: Engaged
- Favorite Movie(s): Super Troopers, Van Wilder, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, etc. This list can and will go on forever.
- Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Vodka + Diet Coke, Vodka + Vitamin Water, Vodka + Vodka, Jager, Graves + Diet Coke + Blue Ghetto Juice.
Other Random Facts:
- I'm an asshole and I'm proud of that. I don't take shit from anyone, and I don't hold back with what I'm going to say.
- I rarely forget anything. Don't take that as I remember everything and every little detail, because let's face it, nobody does.
I pay attention and while I might forget some details, the relevant information stays with me unless for some unseen event happens
where I drink the following - Jim Beam, Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker as these 3 will make me black out.
- I'm very opinionated and I hate to be wrong. In fact, I try to never be wrong. If I am wrong, I will admit it, even though I don't like it.
- I do a lot of stupid things and fuck up quite often. That doesn't bother me, and if it bothers you, too bad. Go to icarly's website or something.
- I hate being told what to do. I also hate being asked to do something for someone especially when they are capable of doing it themselves or brought on
such tasks when I either a) object to them, or b) told them there are other ways of handling them. I say "no" quite often.
- I've written a book, though it does suck and didn't turn out anywhere near what I wanted it to be. A few people have boosted my ego and told me it
was good and they wanted me to make the changes that I wanted, but I never got around to it because I don't believe it's a strong enough story. I do
want to write something that is amazing in my eyes, that I can believe, and that can actually influence someone in a better way. Until that happens,
I won't go through the hardship of trying to get anything published. In otherwords, I'm anal about the things that I do.
- I'm an Assistant Director in a local film company. If anyone doesn't know what that is, it means I'm Horror's bitch when he makes movies. Kidding. I do assistant director duties and help write.
- I'm a web designer (though you wouldn't believe me at the way this website looks right now).
- I'm also a computer technician/programmer. Funny huh? Not many people believe me when I tell them. Stupid people who base things on looks.
- I consider myself a failed musician. One day soon I will write about the story and the horrors of some of the greatest moments in my life, which
are also some of the worst.
- I like to draw. Some things that I've drawn surprised the hell out of me and are really good, other things not so much. I definitely wouldn't try
to become a pro at it, though I think there could be potential. I like to do it in my spare time.
A Brief History:
I grew up in a small farm town in eastern Connecticut where there is literally nothing to do, even now, except for hanging out at a Dunkin Donuts (if you're that bored). Just
about everything entertaining that happens usually takes place in nearby towns or neighboring states. Just about every story has something to do with alcohol, with the few exceptions
of course. This made growing up difficult because the nearest bowling alley was 15 minutes away, my mother worked 2nd shift and at times 3rd shift, and most of my friends lived across
town so it was hard getting to their houses at times. I spent a lot of my youth in front of video games and pizza's, which ultimately led me to becoming overweight. Being overweight,
you get picked on a lot by kids, especially when your social skills weren't up to par.
When I turned 15 or so, I slimmed out quite a bit as a good portion of my friends had their cars and licenses (they were usually older than me due to my birthday being late in the year
and I wasn't held back in school) so we would go out and actually find things to do. We'd go bowling, to the pool hall, or random places and find various ways to entertain ourselves. It
was also around this time when I started to leave the social jail I kept myself in and became more extroverted and open minded. My neighbors played a big part in that as well since they
were all a bunch of comical people, I would start to take mental notes on how to put together words and shape somewhat funny stories into something that would make people roll around with
laughter.
After high school things became crazy in my life and I needed to escape. I found my ticket out of Connecticut and moved to Virginia for a little under 2 years before I finally ventured
back to my home state and town to really shape my life and put it back together.
Quite a few people have told me that I have a lot of unresolved issues in my life, though I find them to be more inspirational than a hinderance. The blog section (not currently available)
will be dedicated to thoughts, things going on in my life, and whatever else I feel like putting up in there. The Stories section will be just that - the stories I and others find funny or
have some entertainment value to them.
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